jokes for the "technologically inclined"

inxt-generation · Post by **inxt-generation** » 02 Apr 2012, 22:59

A place to post jokes that only "technologically inclined" people (read: the so-called geek, nerd,

, etc) will get.

First one!

Why did the programmer chicken go to Dagobah?

Next?

haydenstudios · Post by **haydenstudios** » 03 Apr 2012, 21:41

A Neutron goes into a bar and asks the Bartender for a beer. So the bar tender gives the Neutron a beer. Then the Neutron asks, "How much will that be?" to which the bartender replies, "For you, no charge!"

Two atoms bump into each other. The first atom says "I think I've lost an electron." to which the second atom replies "Are you sure?" to which the first one replies "I'm positive."

What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch? Fision chips.

Oh, just so you know, I didn't make any of these up myself. Also, this isn't entirely unlike an already existing thread. I guess this is more broad, so I guess it could pass.

inxt-generation · Post by **inxt-generation** » 03 Apr 2012, 22:14

haydenstudios wrote:A Neutron goes into a bar and asks the Bartender for a beer. So the bar tender gives the Neutron a beer. Then the Neutron asks, "How much will that be?" to which the bartender replies, "For you, no charge!"

Two atoms bump into each other. The first atom says "I think I've lost an electron." to which the second electron replies "Are you sure?" to which the first one replies "I'm positive."

What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch? Fision chips.

Oh, just so you know, I didn't make any of these up myself. Also, this isn't entirely unlike an already existing thread. I guess this is more broad, so I guess it could pass.

I saw that other topic, but, it WAS specific to MindStorms, and pretty old, so, Ta-Da!

BTW, I made that first one up myself!

Ooh, ooh, I thought of another one!

Well, I thought it was funny.

mattallen37 · Post by **mattallen37** » 03 Apr 2012, 22:38

I've heard a variation of that before, and it still cracks me up

hassenplug · Post by **hassenplug** » 04 Apr 2012, 12:47

The bartender says, "We don't serve Neutrinos that are faster than light."

A Neutrino walks into a bar.

muntoo · Post by **muntoo** » 25 Apr 2012, 01:46

http://xkcd.com/archive/

Have fun.

mattallen37 · Post by **mattallen37** » 01 May 2012, 05:51

If you don't mind a creation related joke:

inxt-generation · Post by **inxt-generation** » 01 May 2012, 13:56

mattallen37 wrote:If you don't mind a creation related joke:
When God made all the animals, male and female, he told them to go and multiply. Later God went to check on them to see how they were doing. The tigers had little cubs, the mice had little babies, and the rabbits, well, you know the rabbits. When God came to the adders he saw no baby snakes, so he asked them, "Why have you not multiplied?" They replied, "We are adders, we cannot multiply, only add". So God felt badly and cut down some trees and made them some furniture to comfort there lonely life; some chairs and tables. So God let them be for a while. After some time God revisited the adders, and there were baby adders all over the place. God asked, "What gives? I thought you could not multiply, only add" The adders responded, "Well, that was before you gave us those log tables."

No, no. Don't mind at all!

Hilarious!!!

inxt-generation · Post by **inxt-generation** » 03 May 2012, 01:56

More SW geek related than technology, but:

What did Jar-Jar Binks say when he met the Japanese Mafia?

bungeshea · Post by **bungeshea** » 04 May 2012, 09:07

There are 10 types of people in this world - those who understand binary and those who don't.

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